"I just saw the video this morning with the girl with the huge ass. I thought it was so funny. I'm a huge Eminem fan so I think it's hysterical."Kim Kardashian doesn't get it that Eminem is mocking her. On the plus side, it's still all about her.

2) "I know Carla from back in the day." Lenny Kravitz gets all coy when asked how he knows rock groupie Carla Bruni, who is currently married to French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

In Paris to promote -- get ready -- himself, his tour and the 20th anniversary of his debut album, Let Love Rule. Albums have anniversaries?

3) "If there was a good role that I found interesting I would definitely try acting. I wouldn't want to be in one of those cliche roles.

But I would do something that would be a little more interesting." Miranda Kerr, who is the lingerie model dating Orlando Bloom, says she'd like to try acting as long as she's not cast as an airhead-lingerie-model-dating-an-actor type.

4) According to the National Enquirer -- so it must be true -- Tom Cruise has spent $1 million on his daughter Suri's education. Suri, who is two, is alleged to be taking lessons in French, Spanish, ballet, painting, sculpture, violin, sky-diving, rug-hooking, quantum physics, structural engineering, brain surgery, yak husbandry and potty training. Unfortunately, we had to make some of this up.

5) "She claimed that Sheryl Lowe walked around naked in front of her and talked about her boyfriend's penis, and the Lowes deny it." TMZ reports on the on-going legal kerfuffle with Rob Lowe and wife Sheryl versus their former nanny, Laura Boyce. Who cares? We just want to know if Sheryl Lowe was talking about the nanny's boyfriend's penis or her own boyfriend's penis. Clarity, people.

"I have never seen such greed and moral turpitude. This case is going to make Bernard Madoff look warm and fuzzy." Courtney Love's lawyer, Rhonda J. Holmes, rips everybody a new one because Love got fleeced. While Love was busy nodding off, various people are alleged to have ransacked the estate of her late husband, Kurt Cobain.

2) "Nobody knew Cher was coming, but when she walked in, a group of female fans started hysterically crying." Cher causes fans to break down in Miami last week, according to the N.Y. Post. Maybe it was the plastic surgery?

3) "My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box." Zac Efron says his mother is understanding about sex and contraception. Tsk. Would have been cheaper to get him a chastity ring, like those clever Jonas Brothers.

4) "The first time I mailed something on my own, like a couple of months ago, I didn't put a stamp on it. My mom, said, 'Are you serious? You didn't put a stamp on your mail?' I'm like, 'Dude, I've never been on my own before, how am I supposed to know?' " Former Playmate and Hugh Hefner squeeze Kendra Wilkinson, 23, explains that she's not that stupid.

5) "So what happened? Somebody else did this to Rihanna then?" Rihanna's father Ronald Fenty responds to a not guilty plea from Chris Brown. Just like everybody else. 6)"There's no doubt about the fact that I have a wild streak and I'd be very capable of setting fire to myself. So, you know, I don't go to church for the view." Bono says he goes to church to keep his wild side in check, because even when it comes to God, it's still all about him.