It is a truth universally acknowledged that a woman in possession of a voluptuous body should stay away from all utilitarian-inspired clothing. This includes that enemy of the hourglass figure - the playsuit, because it's NEVER flattering, even if it is covered in sparkles. But ever the magpie, Kim Kardashian, 31 , was drawn to this disastrous number tonight for a party in New York.
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Kim was hosting a party for hotelier Vikram Chatwal, who is also friends with Lindsay Lohan, 25 , in New York and obviously wanted to stand out from the crowd. She achieved this, but not in the way the reality star would've wanted. Once again, she was not with husband of two months, Kris Humphries, 26. The newly married brunette made the mistake of picking an outfit because she liked it, rather than considering if it suited her shape. The baggy shorts lose her famous derriere, the gold emphasises her stomach and the high neck battens down her bust.
Kim even donned a white cut-out jacket to accentuate the failings. It's a great outfit, but on a tall, willowy frame - like that of her younger sister Kendall. But she will soon get her time to shine, as it's being reported that Bruce and Kris Jenner's eldest daughter will be the subject of a new E! network special detailing the weeks leading up to her 16th birthday party. She celebrates the milestone on November 3, and Us reports that there is a special episode in which the birthday girl shops for a car and a belly button ring or tattoo.
Meanwhile, the patriarch of the clan, Bruce Jenner, celebrates his 62nd birthday day, and the plaudits have been flowing from his devoted family. 'So many amazing memories...happy birthday to my amazing husband, Bruce!! I love you!' Kris Jenner tweeted, along with a link to pictures with her man. 'Happy birthday to the rock of our family, Bruce!' Kim wrote, adding that her new favorite memory of him is when he walked her down the aisle.
Khloé wrote: 'Happy birthday to one of the greatest dads in the world, the one and only Bruce Jenner. Bruce, on your special day, I just want to thank you for always putting up with our bulls**t and loving us kids unconditionally LOL.'
Kourtney named her step-father as: 'One of my favorite people in the world!,' while Kendall and Kylie Jenner extolled Bruce as the 'best dad ever' and said 'And even though we are growing taller every day and are practically the same height as you, we will always be your little girls.'Rob restrained himself with a manly: 'Happy Bday big guy!'