Methinks Life & Style Weekly needs to get a better editor, ideally one with a better memory than at present. The magazine’s cover story this week is Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian (again), posing in bikinis (again), talking about how they lost weight (again). Yawn.

The big, shocking Miracle Diet Pill touted in the headlines is, of course, Quick Trim. Which, with its claims that it ‘rid[s] the body of excess water weight, belly bloating and intestinal bulk’ just sounds like it makes you use the bathroom a lot. Speaking of claims… Kim claims she is a size 2. Ain’t no way. Not with those curves, which look great, by the way, and don’t need to be lied about.